killing time before i get my moustache waxed

Surprisingly i do actually have things to do today as oppose to sitting on my ass and watching old re-runs of the nanny for six hours straight. Im sporting some serious freddie mercury style facial hair right now so i need to go get that sorted out down at the salon today, so i have hot wax being poured on my face today at 2 o clock to look forward too BUT THEN im actually heading off to the city to meet up with my bestfriend.
We will buy supplies, chips, dip, chocolate, tortillas, whatever food stuffs we want and then head back to her place for A TOTALLY AWESOME SLEEPOVER where we'll probably just eat, read comics, play sims and watch stupid shit on youtube all night like the hard core chicks we are. Go hard or go home


1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up: Oh god this is going to be embaressing
harder better faster stronger -daft punk
leggy blonde -flight of the conchords
zero to hero- disney hercules soundtrack
my people - the presets
naked -dev ft enrique iglesias
we are -tupelo honey
2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?: hm ive never really thought about this before. Maybe like someone really important like the guy in charge of the FBI so i could ask if aliens really exist or the richest man in the world. or just britney spears. Yeah, im gonna go with Britney spears
3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17: there are literally no books around me and im not bothered to walk all the way to my room to get one so moving on
4) What do you think about most? cartoon characters, my own imaginary plotlines and stories floating around my head, wether my fringe looks good or has gotten all messed up in the wind.
5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?: "im getting to curtin (her university) at 9 so maybe i could drop you at the trainstation mang" from my friend lily
6) Do you sleep with or without clothes on?: clothes on becuase my pyjamas are adorable and also i sleep with my cat and it would be inappropriate to sleep naked with my baby kitty , what kind of mother do you think i am
7) What's your strangest talent?: i can do this thing where i put my hands together and move them around and they make a fart sound. yeah. hey its a talent since no ones managed to figure out how i do it
8) Girls.... (finish the sentence); Boys.... (finish the sentence): what i dont even get this question. girls...have a vagina. Boys...have a penis I DONT KNOW WHAT DOES THIS QUESTION WANT FROM ME
9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?: no and if someone did and it was all sappy and romantic i think i would throw up in my mouth a little bit
10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?: i never learnt to play the air guitar it seemed to complicated
11) Do you have any strange phobias?: i dont really have any strange ones though i am ridiculously scared of fire to the point where i cant even light a match or flick on someones lighter
12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?: does a finger count as a foreign object
13) What's your religion?: Dont have one
14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?: walking to somewhere inside
15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?: in front of it, i love having photos taken even if i look bad in like 80% of them
16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band? EEEEEHH hate this question im not a huge band person so i dont know CAN I PASS IM GOING TO PASS
17) What was the last lie you told?: :" hey have you got a moment id like to talk to you about saving the rainforest" "sorry cant stop im late for tafe" (damn hippies lining the streets trying to better the earth)
18) Do you believe in karma?: yup
19) What made you choose your username?: i like that it sounds like some kind of drag queen stripper name
20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?: greatest weakness is that im horribly insecure and my biggest strength is um...i dunno i guess im nice. sometimes. to most people
21) Who is your celebrity crush?: Robert downey jr
22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?: nope
23) How do you vent your anger?: i just swear a lot and ramble
24) Do you have a collection of anything?: manga, comics, perfumes
25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?: dont really video chat so i guess phone
26) Are you happy with the person you've become?: i dunno. im definitely differant from who i used to be, but i dont know if im happy yet. I dont know if this is the real me or some personality im just testing out for awhile to see if it fits, which is kind of what ive been doing for the past few years really. it sounds so horrible cliche and teenage agnst ridden but i dont know who i am or who i want to be. URGH i sound lame
27) What's a sound you hate; sound you love?: hate the sound of 14 year old girls chatting on public transport. love the sound of the rain and my cat purring.
28) What's your biggest "what if"?: 'what if i never find someone i love' i dunno, more lameness.
29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?: i dont beleive in them until someone makes me watch a scary movie then its all 'OMG THE GRUDGE TOTALLY EXISTS U GUISE SHE IS UNDER MY BED OMG HELP' for like the next week and then i calm down and go back to being a sceptic
30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.: right arm is just air, left arm is a wooden beam. exciting.
31) Smell the air. What do you smell?: i dont know. my house..smell.
32) What's the worst place you have ever been to?: the house my dad is staying at after him and mum split. its his friends half finished house, no carpets, hardly any decent furniture, his old burmese mother haning around with her decrepit blind dog bumping into things and the whole place smelt like a gerbil cage. it was horrible and the atmosphere was so uncomfrotable and awkward and ew.
33) Choose East Coast or West Coast?: pretty sure this question is directed at americans but im gonna say west since i live IN WESTERN AUSTRALIA BOOM
34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?: um.....fuck.whats an attractive male singer. i mostly just drool over movie stars. Uuuum i honestly cant think of one jeesus
35) To you, what is the meaning of life?: 42
36) Define Art.: undefinable and completely subjective
37) Do you believe in luck?: well i did just win a free snickers bar the other week so
38) What's the weather like right now?: raining but kind of sunny. pfft, australia
39) What time is it?: 12:33 in the afternoon
40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?: im only just learning
41) What was the last book you read?: a book called spoiled by someone i cant remember the name of
42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?: ....kind of. only a little. its not that wierd
43) Do you have any nicknames?: i hate nicknames do not give them to me
44) What was the last movie you saw?: thor
45) What's the worst injury you've ever had?: oh man im like the safest person i actually cant remember any bad injuries. probably like a brusie from work or a hang nail hahaha
46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?: nope
47) Do you have any obsessions right now?: comics at the moment.
48) What's your sexual orientation?: straight
49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?: yeah some old 'friend' in highschool tried to start the rumor that i was a lesbian for like a week until they realised no one believed them or cared (and then years later we now know that one of those girls was in fact a lesbian herself and the other hooks up with girls when shes drunk at parties so what does that say)
50) Do you believe in magic?: no
51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?: OH GOD YES im terrible
52) What is your astrological sign?: libra
53) Do you save money or spend it?: spend it with no mercy
54) What's the last thing you purchased?: honeycomb flavoured supershake
55) Love or lust?: boooth? (but of course love overall yeah)
56) In a relationship?: No ew boyfriends are boring
57) How many relationships have you had?: two very brief and boring ones
58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?: no just tried
59) Where were you yesterday?: in the city and at my college
60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?: my dressing gown has a little bit of pink on it. and a notebook on my kitchen counter
61) Are you wearing socks right now?: no i have SNOOZIES which are like sock shoes. SOCK SHOES
62) What's your favorite animal?: cats and or squirrels
63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?: ask them about themselves and just listen politely as they go on and on about their life story. if theres one thing people love to talk about its themselves. i mean look at me now, answering all the questions about myself and none of you even asked.
64) Where is your best friend?: ones on the other side of australia and the other two are hanging somewhere in their houses i guess
65) Spit or swallow?(;: yeeeeeeah ive never done that so i dont really have an answer
66) What is your heritage?: ....english??
67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?: sleeping
68) What do you think is Satan's last name?: .........
69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?: i think you can assume the answer but hey i have my little cousin on this site and he might read this and i do not want to go into details to scar his young mind mmkay
70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?: i would like to think so but then again theres that expression 'if you met youself, youd probably hate yourself' or something i dont know
71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?: call me the devil but i think i would leave it JUST BEING HONEST.
72) You are at the doctor's office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?: I would fucking cry myself to sleep jeesus omg i dont even want to think about it, um i would probably just spend all my money or give away things to friends and tell people i love them and DID I MENTION I WOULD CRY SO MUCH
73) You can only have one of these things; trust or love.: .....in what context? this is a terribly phrased question
74) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?: justin bieber songs. i dont know. i cant be sad when i listen to that little chipmunk
75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number? 4246 why is this even a good question
76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?: you can make eachother laugh and feel totally comfortable with eachother. like if you farted in front of them you wouldnt even be embaressed and they dont even care if you write erotic fanfiction about cartoon characters, like that is true love right there.
77) How can I win your heart?: BUY ME THINGS AND TELL ME IM PRETTY
78) Can insanity bring on more creativity?: Uuumm maybe??
79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?: to change my subway order to chicken fillet from tuna. what was i thinking in those dark times
80) What size shoes do you wear?: 7
81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?: "told you i was sick"
82) What is your favorite word?: BITCHIN
83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart: is the lamest power in captain planet
84) What is a saying you say a lot?: does omg count as a saying
85) What's the last song you listened to?: shake it out but florence welch omg its so good
86) Basic question; what's your favorite color/colors?: pink and aqua
87) What is your current desktop picture?: my cat in a silly pose on the floor
88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?: YOU
89) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?: did you ever like naruto? (I WAS LIKE 14 AND I ONLY DRESSED UP AS A NINJA FOR ONE SPORTS CARNIVAL WHEN IT WAS LIKE THE WEEK I LIKED THE ACTUAL SHOW OKAY ARE YOU HAPPY NOW LEAVE ME ALONE)
90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?: "JEEZUS CHRIST u guise its 2 am in the morning this shit is NOT cool....not cool"
91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?: OMG SHAPESHIFTING, best power.
92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?: when i was little and had all my bitchin toys which i totally regret giving away
93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?: can we just say like the entirety of highschool??
94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?: JEEZ whats with all these music celebrity questions. Um i dont know I REALLY DONT KNOW.
95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?: Totally go to london whoo
96) Do you have any relatives in jail?: nope
97) Have you ever thrown up in the car?: not IN the car no
98) Ever been on a plane?: yup
99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?: IRON MAN TWO WASNT A BAD MOVIE OK YOU ALL NEED TO SETTLE DOWN

and if you still want to get to know me more i have found a video that i think sums me up pretty nicely
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrmPeh…
it really speaks to my character and gives you an insight to my soul